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Fire and Fury Not on Audio Tape Yet, Pence Forced to Read it to Trump

Sources close to the White House report that Mike Pence was forced to read Fire…

A Christmas Tale for the Trump Era

“Merry Christmas”. At first they were whispers, the words hardly spoken. For that damn liberal…

Charles Manson: The Rockstar That Never Was

Charles Manson, a former up and coming musician whose career derailed due to (his own)…

The Problem With Thanksgiving and How We Can Fix It

Plymouth, Massachusetts in the fall of 1621 was a time for celebration between two peoples…

Man Responsible for Global Warming Hoax Comes Clean

In a recently released tell-all book, Terry Goodrich, the man traced back as patient zero…

Trump’s Gambol into Powerful Performance Art

With the latest twist in the experimental Apprentice spin-off, three characters from prior seasons –…

Unkissed, Four-Eyed Fourth Grader Keeps Eye on the Prize Through Broken Eyeglasses

Tim Richards, a 4th grade boy and verbal and physical punching bag at Pickermore Elementary…

Florida Man Thinks All Movies Are Documentaries

Longtime Florida resident and shut-in, Terry Rickshaw, who has never been told that movies are…

Man Mistaken for Valet Gets Free Car

Pedro Maldonado, a Mexican American software engineer, was walking down the street when he was…

ALIENS EXIST! But They Aren’t Worth Our Time

Aliens. Humans don’t know much about them, but boy, do we want to. In reality…