Sources close to the White House report that Mike Pence was forced to read Fire and Fury, the newly released, tell all book with unflattering descriptions of the Trump White House by senior cabinet members, to Donald Trump after he learned the book was not on audiotape. White House aides say President Trump clumsily avoided […]

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“Merry Christmas”. At first they were whispers, the words hardly spoken. For that damn liberal media had denied the people their seasonal greeting. People lived in fear, an invisible war. Only the brave had the guts to shout. “Boycott Starbucks! We Want Merry Christmas! Happy Holidays, No More!” Happy Holidays be damned. A labor camp […]

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Charles Manson, a former up and coming musician whose career derailed due to (his own) clashing personalities, drugs and multiple murders, died of natural causes on November 19th, 2017 at the age of 83.   Manson, a singer and guitarist known for his seductive crooning and killer solos, moved to San Francisco in the summer […]

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Plymouth, Massachusetts in the fall of 1621 was a time for celebration between two peoples – Native Americans and Pilgrim settlers. 90 Native Americans and the remaining 50 European settlers who had made it through the winter came together in a show of unity to break bread and share in the harvest, an occasion we […]

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In a recently released tell-all book, Terry Goodrich, the man traced back as patient zero in the global warming hoax, is now coming clean about what inspired this practical joke gone wrong. Goodrich, the former owner of  Ocean Beach Waves, a surf shop based out of San Diego, lost his store in the summer of […]

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With the latest twist in the experimental Apprentice spin-off, three characters from prior seasons – Paul Manafort, Rick Gates,and  George Papadopoulos – have been indicted on charges ranging from money laundering and conspiracy to treason regarding the ongoing Russia investigation. The storyline has certainly taken center stage in recent episodes. Although all three men were […]

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Tim Richards, a 4th grade boy and verbal and physical punching bag at Pickermore Elementary School, had his glasses broken (for the third time this month) during 5th period yesterday.  Richards, more commonly referred to as “four eyes”, “freak” and “Timmy-pee-pee-pants”, has found himself on the bad side of a bully-nerd relationship. The name calling […]

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Longtime Florida resident and shut-in, Terry Rickshaw, who has never been told that movies are in fact not all documentaries, is alarmed by people’s complacency about the issues, villains, and natural catastrophes that are plaguing the world today. “The fact that they caught Michael Corleone on camera killing his brother Fredo in 1972, wasn’t arrested […]

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Pedro Maldonado, a Mexican American software engineer, was walking down the street when he was handed the keys to a Toyota Camry by a complete stranger. Maldonado was unaware if it was a random act of extraordinary generosity or if he had been mistaken for a valet because he’s Mexican. Although Maldonado says he’s proud […]

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Aliens. Humans don’t know much about them, but boy, do we want to. In reality though, we’re probably better off without them… This idea is, of course, contrary to the prevailing arguments that if there are intelligent lifeforms out there, we surely must meet them. But if you give me just a moment of your […]

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